Dear Giant Claw,
What are we supposed to do with this exactly? Hm? You want me to watch this? I mean, you want me to really, really, actually watch this? Do you? These grotesque monsters doing unglodly things to one other, defacating in front of me? Beating and mutilating each other to bloody mucus-y pulps? Why? WHY?? DEAR GOD. WHY ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU. WHO OR HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU?
Ok, that was weird, I'm sorry about that. Now that I got that out of my system, I wanted to invite all Tome to the Weather Machine readers to let their jaws hang open for a few minutes and stare at this clip while Giant Claw's Keith Rankin and his gyroscope of tap-dancing synthesizers viciously whips whatever brains you have left (after years of frying them in front of stupid Saturday morning cartoons) into triple-scrambled eggs before carmelizing them with sugar laced with juuuuust a pinch of LSD and then feeds them back to you in heaping spoonfuls. You know you want some, how could that be bad?
It's videos and tracks like this that make me want to completely give up while at the same time reaffirm my belief in the dynamic, creative human spirit. Go ahead:
Video directed by PB Kain, who has much more insanity on his Vimeo page.
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