Dear Giant Claw,

What are we supposed to do with this exactly? Hm? You want me to watch this? I mean, you want me to really, really, actually watch this? Do you? These grotesque monsters doing unglodly things to one other, defacating in front of me? Beating and mutilating each other to bloody mucus-y pulps? Why? WHY?? DEAR GOD. WHY ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU. WHO OR HOW IN THE HELL ARE YOU?

Ok, that was weird, I'm sorry about that. Now that I got that out of my system, I wanted to invite all Tome to the Weather Machine readers to let their jaws hang open for a few minutes and stare at this clip while Giant Claw's Keith Rankin and his gyroscope of tap-dancing synthesizers viciously whips whatever brains you have left (after years of frying them in front of stupid Saturday morning cartoons) into triple-scrambled eggs before carmelizing them with sugar laced with juuuuust a pinch of LSD and then feeds them back to you in heaping spoonfuls. You know you want some, how could that be bad?

It's videos and tracks like this that make me want to completely give up while at the same time reaffirm my belief in the dynamic, creative human spirit. Go ahead:

Video directed by PB Kain, who has much more insanity on his Vimeo page.

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Thursday, May 2nd, 2013 | Add New Comment (0)

My contributions to the Tome as of late have been the equivalent of that dude at the party who starts every sentence with, “well, when I was in Africa.” Dude, we get it. I promise this will be one of my last Afro-centric posts. My time is winding down here, I am starting to listen to music seriously again, I even found a place that has an Ethernet cable and charges me E10 for internet time. At the risk of being overindulgent and self-promoting I would like to share something with you that I have been working on. If you have wondered what my work is in Africa, it is usually nothing like this. It is not every day that I get to shoot a music video for a rapper in my community of Mpaka. But here it is, I shot this video in and around Mpaka, Swaziland and at the Refugee Camp where my wife and I teach. You get a glimpse into our life here. But really, this isn’t about us, or me. It is a glimpse into the life and mind of Napolfoxen, the kid on the rollerblades rapping about running from the cops in Swahili. This is his world. From the beautiful, to the comically dismal, to the startling poverty of the refugee camp and the community of Mpaka, to his bizarre insistence that I film him on rollerblades (his defense: “what other African rapper you know on rollerblades, nje?”).

So here it is, I shot and edited it. Napolfoxen and his producer Sakhile Mavimbela a.k.a Flameboy Universe steal the show here. Napolfoxen is a Swazi who grew up at the Refugee Camp and became fluent in Swahili, SiSwati and English. Part of this deal was teaching him how to use youtube and bandcamp. Check it out. Kid is the future.

Ryan H.

Napolfoxen Bandcamp

Tuesday, April 9th, 2013 | Add New Comment (0)

Bad News From Houston is a duo consisting of John Dieterich and Thollem McDonas. John you may know from a little band called Deerhoof. But who the hell is this McDonas character? Where the hell did this guy come from? And what the hell is he doing to that piano? That. That is not what a piano sounds like, usually, I don't think. I saw these guys down at Festolano 2011 pretty randomly (back then they were called Tone Team), which was a double-house show/BBQ/shit-show in the seedier suburban end of Albuqueque, NM. "Prepared piano" would be a way to describe what McDonas does that you'd recognize, but somehow his approach goes a little further. He really accentuates the percussive qualities of the instrument, figuring its acoustics in totally new ways amid an array of drums, cymbals and electronic effects - a real kitchen-sink setup that incorporates not only a lot of different textures, but his entire body. What he put together for his instrument is something else, but how he's able to use it is another thing altogether. Lightning fast playing, but incredibly tempered and under control, a splintering of the beat into its multitudinous divisions, each clip, ping, pang, pong, clap, splat or bong at its own specific volume. It's crazy. And Dieterich's spiky guitar work is an easy match, also really highlighting the moments of soft tenderness that the band can just sweep themselves into.

What? Oh yeah, this is a Videodrone, I almost forgot. Check out this rad claymated clip by Tuia Cherici, which features a guy who's probably not a lot unlike yourself, sitting there glued to his laptop and watching videos for weird jazz-noise bands who played at a random house-show festival in Albuquerque, NM once. Only one difference is that this guy is willing to just take a shit without leaving the comfort of his desktop. .. at least I hope that's a difference.

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p.s. Bad News From Houston also has an album, and it's amazing.

**Editor's note: After chatting with Mr. McDonas, it has come to my attention that Tone Team was ANOTHER batshit crazy spazz-jazz-improve/duo featuring John Dieterich and Jeremy Barnes, not McDonas. Similar configuration and sound, which explains the mixup. Apologies to all parties involved! I EVEN CHECKED THAT FACT AND IT WAS STILL WRONG. amazing.

Wednesday, March 27th, 2013 | Add New Comment (0)

"But still, Dth, do you have a tap on my phone?" — Ryan H.'s closing line to the first DTH review we ever posted, several albums back circa March of 2010. I think about that line a lot whenever I see/hear something new from Dth. The way he uses the very concept of sampling is inherently glued to his own auto-biographical history, but it always feels like his music and images reflect my own life at the same time. I don't know how he does it exactly, but all of the smiles and lights and drinks and kissy faces and playful middle fingers and rock shows and roller coasters like you see in the video below are all things I know that I've experienced, and I think most of the people reading this post right now could find themselves SOMEWHERE in this video. As such, being called "Moving On," makes this piece a little nostalgic, a little bit sad, as it seems that both Devin Hldebrand and I are growing up, leaving these memories behind in a glitchy, half-remembered photo album of song. 

It's very nice to hear new material from Devin Hildebrand, the drummer for New Orleans' Sun Hotel, but I'd be lying if I said this was the first new Dth material to be made available in a while. Actually, Dth released the amazing "Sleepless / Endless," which somehow flew under our radar last year (but is currently blasting and blowing my mind on my home stereo). Visit Devin's website, and collect his discography by checking out his bandcamp.

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Monday, January 28th, 2013 | Add New Comment (0)
In White Sky

EwwwwwwwwwwwwTHISISAWESOMMMMME. The rational adult in me has a single eye squinted and my tongue hanging out, while the Calvin in me has the same thing, only while thinking that this is actually really cool. Tortured guitar that sounds like it's on one of those spine-stretching machines matched with altogether gristly, blood-bathed imagery (often curiously spangled with disco ball lights...?) makes this one disgusting/enticing number, recommended for consumption at least one hour before eating. Also a nice preview of the work found on Nick Millevoi's new tape, In White Sky, which is purchaseable, of course. People have been comparing this guy to Mick Barr... but if you're down with anything on Lighten Up Sounds or Skell, you should be suitably into this.

Video directed by Dylan Pecora

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Friday, November 9th, 2012 | Add New Comment (0)
Turning Point

I'm trying to remember the last time I got a Halloween present, especially one in the mail. Probably was about the last time I did a holiday-themed post on ye ol' Tome... which was never. And I guess this music isn't meant to be as absolutely perfect for today (October 31st, that is) as Andreas Brandal actually made it, but Hell (note the capital H here), if this isn't Transylvania-rock at its finest, I'm not sure what is. Plus, the cover is orange. Or, the cover has orange in it. So yeah.

Anyway, Turning Point shows up in my box, I pop it in and all of a sudden I'm surrounded by encircling synths bearing down with a spooky intensity that instantly reminds me of Goblin's score to Suspiria. Norway's insanely prolific synth-mongerer already has at least one tape out that I know of in 2012, a black-hole of zoned-out drones out on Field Hymns. This new release via NY's Tranquility Tapes matches that one at the very least in sheer darkness while adding a nice melodic center. Brandal's arms are the pipes of an organ here, all gothic, foreboding and intimidatingly minor in key. And Moduli TV's visuals appropriately keep the creep-factor up to par as well, what with the darkened frame, swooping birds, ominous window and faces cast in shadows. The entire thing smacks of classic horror, making this one-and-only holiday themed Videodrone a complete success, wouldn't you agree?

Nab a copy of this excellent tape from Tranquility Tapes today. And of course... Happy Halloween! Be safe out there, kids.

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Wednesday, October 31st, 2012 | Add New Comment (0)

Strung out from the road. Watching Jersey Shore Shark Attack with my brother and BFF. Feasting on a brilliant Rob Feulner music video. After being away from the states for 16 months, a week back and I am feeling like I never left. These small creature comforts make me wonder why I ever left the First World and the Northern Hemisphere. Surreal is a word I promised myself I would never use to describe Africa or the culture shocks after coming back for a quick break. Surreal, more or less, is adequete to describe both "String Theory" and Jersey Shore Shark Attack. It would be tempting to draw comparisons between the two. Both are made for no money, ample use of filters, boats and babes. All things I want in a music video. It is no secret that Rob Feulner is one of the TOME all-time favs of fav's. This video is exhibit A-F. "String Theory" is a collaboration between Montreal artists Aim Low and Les Beyond...Dude! Joey Fatone just got eaten by a shark! Anyway, It comes out on Feulner's label They Live We Sleep. Totally guttural, Joey-Fatone-Shredding guitars put to an excellent videomulch pastiche of softcore makeouts and boat races. Basically a Dada Jersey Shore episode. Totally brilliant. Hell yeah boat race. 

Videodrone by Ryan H.

Friday, October 26th, 2012 | Add New Comment (0)